what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
why is this still getting notes
What if…Frozen Theory
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
I HATE YOU
"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"
its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute
it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute